SOME LOGICIAL THOUGHTS and STATEMENTS

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Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock
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To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk
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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back
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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening
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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak
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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works
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If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried
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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner
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42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot
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As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens
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He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule
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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late
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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate
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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions
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If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls
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Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance
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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming
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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom
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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other
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If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight
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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more
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There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing
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Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them
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Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference
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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else
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Well done is better than well said
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking
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Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS
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Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die